A smashing error against a mirror

Hey, look at me standing there!
But I am here!
Mom never mentioned a twin

Or is this the work of a mad scientist?
Is this the cloning I have heard so much about?

Why me?

Wow, my exact duplicate!
The guy does exactly as me
I am stunned…he looks stunned too!

Is he gearing up for a clash?
He is standing against me
And watching me closely

What a copycat: he is even wearing the same fad as me!
Yuck, a real loser!
Well, I should be flattered really; at least someone thinks I am a great model!

But wait…

What if this fraud stops by my bank?
I could get robbed with enthusiastic assistance from my bankers!

Hey, you! Whatever your name is
Whatever your game is
Don’t play it on my territory

Did I mention that I have a temper?
Even Hell envies the heat it is capable of
Because it burns hotter than sulphur and brimstone

No, I am not threatening you
I am just keeping you informed
My last victim is still horribly deformed.


Shut up and listen!
How can we both speak at the same time?
And saying the same things too


I guess you don’t believe me, huh
One of those guys that don’t believe until they see, huh?
Well, take this!

Oh, no…you should’ve told me you were just a mirror
Then I won’t make this error; now I have wrecked you
Oh well, this boutique makes so much money; let them fix you

You have to be lying, uncle!

When uncle told me that daddy had died,
I quickly suspected that he had lied

How could daddy die?
Perhaps uncle just wishes to see me cry!

If that’s the case, it surely was a good try
Phew! I almost fell for it like a wounded fly

But why is he looking solemn, as if it is not a lie?
I dislike this new image he is wearing, for it mirrors a bad guy!

Do people give up the ghost at Christmas season?
Maybe, but daddy loves life and is keen on living!

It’s three days uncle, call off this joke!
Or I will break your head with a bottle of Coke!
And leave you to drown in your own blood till you choke!

But wait a minute!
Uncle’s morals are polished and shiny as a soldier’s boot!

Could it be that daddy is really…?
Can’t be Freddy, don’t be silly!

It’s the seventh year since daddy was with us
But he will come around once he knows we’re now in Lagos!

I am waiting daddy,
Don’t delay too long buddy!

Don't worry, I won't accuse you of being late.
I will welcome you with a smile when you show up at the gate:)